The Most Creative Ways Women Have Picked Up Men

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Mayarey
Feb 2, 2022 7:00 PM EST

Players only, come on. Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon! Girls, what y'all trying to do? Answer - We are trying to pick up guys in style. Girls can play just as well as guys, if not better. When women try to pick up guys it tends to be way less gross and way more creative. This is one of the only meaningful advantages women have over men, so ladies, we MUST capitalize on it already. Women are so rarely viewed as creepy and that means we can get away with many more creative attempts at picking up guys without being low-key feared. And, from what we've seen on

These women got crafty with their pick-up lines. Others are more subtle queens. Either way, they all are out here slaying and reeling them in! 

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    Font - r/AskMen u/ButterscotchOk4483 · 22h 2 a 1 1 What is the funniest/most creative pick up line a girl used on you ? Koalaty Post
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    Rectangle - thefirstofthe77 · 19h I was out for Halloween. "Are you dressed up as a model?" 5 Reply 4 359 3 ...
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    Font - Huge_Kick2454 · 18h "I'm interested in you. Do you want to go out sometime?" It's the only one l've got, but it was a good one. G Reply t 342 3 ...
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    Font - OutsidePrior2020 · 20h A girl stopped me and asked me where I was going, I said I was heading to a friend's house. She said "oh we should be friends and then you can be headed to my house". We exchanged numbers and went out two days later, she was my second ever girlfriend, we dated for about a year and a half until she moved. 6 Reply 4 2.7k 3 ...
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    Font - TheMongoose101 · 20h 91 Award I once had a girl randomly walk up me, twice, and just say "Hi", blank out, and walk away without me getting to respond. Once at a gas station, once at a train stop. I managed to run into her on campus after that and said "Hi!". We both kinda laughed at that point. We have our first child coming along this March. G Reply 1 2.6k 3 ... +
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    Rectangle - DinosaurFighterPilot · 18h Nothing too clever but very direct. We were talking and she goes "I can't focus on what you're saying when you blink at me with those long lashes". I swooned. G Reply 4 676 3 ...
    via u/DinosaurFighterPilot
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    Font - i_fliu • 18h The girl l'm talking to right now l'm very in love with. We were making small talk and I said "Express is 40% off today" and she responded "in my room everything is 100% off" 6 Reply t 546 ...
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    Font - Strigon_7 · 20h "So can I see what those incredible shoulders look like without the clothes?" - She did, and as my shoulders are arguably not that Impressive, I was quite impressed with the line. G Reply 1 1.2k 3 ...
    via u/Strigon_7
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    Font - weaselmink • 16h I was working a shift with this girl at a coffee shop. She walked up to me as I was clocking out and handed me a sticky note pad and a pen. Her: Here, write an essay. Me: About what? Her: About your phone number.
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    Font - Impossible_Summer · 20h we was walking and she said her bday is this month. I asked her "Whens the date?" She said this "This Saturday is fine but my bday is next week" I never became so sweaty and crosseyed in my life. Reply 1 3k ...
    via u/Impossible_Summer
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    Font - avdangles • 19h "Hey, I love your shirt." "Thanks." "I have a good one back at my place, let's trade." G Reply 1 928 3 ...
    via u/avdangles
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    Rectangle - TamalesandTacos • 19h Once walked into a bar in Perth. Girl stops me and says "you're an American, right?" | said yeah. She says, you're coming with me tonight. So I did. G Reply 1 434 3 + ...
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    Handwriting - Bowlingbowlbagbob · 22h I have multi colored eyes. ( light brown, green and amber) This one chick at a store told me that my eyes are beautiful like little planets. G Reply 1 674 3 + ...
    via u/Bowlingbowlbagbob
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    Font - mexploder89· 20h Male The classic "Sorry, I have to cancel our movie date, just found out they won't let me bring in snacks from the outside" Overused, maybe, but l'm not used to it so it felt good Reply 1 402 3 ...
    via u/mexploder89
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    Font - Blue_42nah · 19h "Hey, I'm drunk and no one wants to play MVC2 with me. You wanna get outta here and get happy birthdayed all night?" And i did... It's been 11 years strong with this one. G Reply 4 310 3 ...
    via u/Blue_42nah
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    Rectangle - HiroshiTamaki • 19h S1 Award "the only thing l'd change about you is my last name. " Reply 4 476 3 ...
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    Font - ObviouslyNotALizard · 16h A girl messaged me on bumble. Said that she was glad she saw me again, I was very confused and tried to figure out where I knew her from. She claimed I came over to her place one night. At this point I was very concerned, I had only been living in the area for like a month so no way I had just forgotten. Then she hit me with: "Yea you were over next Thursday" She got my Snapchat immediately following. G Reply 1 81 3 ...
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